Amateur Surgeon

Pizza delivery boy Alan Probe’s a regular chap with a big dream: to become a surgeon. One fateful night on the way back from a delivery Alan runs over Dr. Ignacious Bleed, and is forced to perform a delicate operation with only the tools he has on-hand—a stapler, pizza cutter, salad tongs, a lighter and other household implements. From then on, Probe and Bleed begin running a back-alley surgery shop that appeals to the criminal element that can’t seek medical help any other way.